My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
i was just texting to let you know that my facebook chat is working again so you can talk to me more. please talk to me more.
Awesome. My fame will spread to DC... As will the herpes.
i just rememebered i spent like 5 minutes on the ground warming some chicks toes.
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
I've ID'd the nipple biter.
WHYAREWHITEGUYSSOBADINBED?! What the fuck went wrong, evolution?
Taco Bell drive through. Chick got out of the car in front of us and threw up on the hood of my car!
Not okay.
I guess I made wings because there's chicken everywhere. Even on the walls. 3 of them. It's like a chicken grave yard.
His balls looked like two miss shaped chicken nuggets
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
You merely adopted the alcohol. I was born into it. Molded by it. I didn't see the hang over until I was a man and by then it was only blinding.
I walked in on him jerking it to videos of UFC fighters. The most awkward part: he didn't stop when I walked in.
You cuddled up under the blanket because you said it smelled like Santa and vodka.
So, I need to know. Why did you spraypaint your underwear gold?
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