If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
overheard a conversation between 2 lesbians: 'back when I used to have dick sex...' oh, vegas, I so heart you
just realized I'm too high to take the plastic off a slice of cheese....
they had a keg party to fund her abortion.
Everything is bigger in Texas. Including Colt's vagina.
I'm at the casino and some dude apparently has money in an entire row of slot machines. Its like watching a really intense adult version of wack a mole
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
Dude, I'm importing a boy from Oklahoma for my divorce party. It's like doctors without borders, but with dicks.
Sorry I fell asleep again. I'm in the shower now. Door is unlocked. Condoms are in my desk. I want your game face on for when I get out.
Dwarf fight at five guys. Today was a good day.
You've never even broken a bone. You singlehandedly disprove natural selection
New rule: if you don't think racism exists, you don't get to put your penis inside me.
One. But meh. I upped my age limit to like 29 hoping I'll match with this one fedex guy that delivers packages to my work
I'm gonna tell the medical examiner that your cause of death was over-arousal.
It's wednesday. OF COURSE HE'S DRUNK.
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