what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
tonight's goal was "most regrettable decision" and you bring wine coolers?
This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
Welll when you have a beer at 8:30 am you've already decided whaat kind of Sunday it ism
i just ate a whole pizza and threw it back up in the time span of 13 minutes. give me the number to guiness book of world records.
I went to grab his drink and my hand grazed his dick. It was magical.
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
Sex last night was mind blowing. your wife is one lucky lady.
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
Well you were hungry, by then you cried and called yourself a basic bitch for eating crackers
After we won I just ran all over campus for a couple hours. Then made out with a guy on a bench
Just walked by a girl saying to her friend "honestly you coulda given me any dude and I woulda fucked him"
You should've introduced yourself
He told me that he wants to fuck me only wearing a princess tiara...How could I possibly say no to that?
Stop talking and go back to bed. You're in the kitchen in your underwear and slept in your car.
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