I wont be hard to find. Im wearing a darth vader mask and I have a megaphone.
I was in the shower, he came in, had me give him a blow job, and left. I'm pretty sure I was just booty called. While taking a shower.
I think I love you, but I may be biased because we had pirate sex.
Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
We played strip Bananagrams and I won. Thank fuck I read a lot as a child.
When did it become appropriate to call your mother the morning after? While still naked in bed? WHEN?!
How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
I'm sad we weren't friends when I went through my "I like drugging my friends" phase
I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
I wrote myself a note last night telling me to tell you that you're the best person ever, and asking you not to tell me what I did, I think I'm trusting my drunk judgment on that one.
Umm... When he walked in I shot him with my confetti gun... It's a wonder my booty calls even show up.
You go to class with the flu but don't go when it rains... Get your shit together
I just had sex with the kid I walked next to at my first holy communion
You know, you could always move. Lol somewhere without gators, water moccasins, and Marco Rubio.
Ya know. I was thinking of my slutty moments the other day and finally know which one makes the number 1 spot.
Randomize