Porn is love you can see.
just survived the first fart of the relationship.
So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
Please sleep at your girlfriend's tonight
Why?
'Cause I wanna jack off tonight.. And you being in the room makes things awkward
One of my preschool students told me today that it's not pollution that makes the water in lakes unclean. It's the hobos. I was absolutely speechless. And just so proud.
Your lack of great college experience of margaritas and foam parties scares me
i really regret not blowing your cousin before he went to jail
Should i put up a tasteful banner for your party that says last chance to sleep with maya?
IDK DUDE BUT HE TIED IT WITH A SHOELACE SO I GOTTA FREE SHOELACE OUTTA THE DEAL. THIS GIVES A NEW MEANING TO LACED DRUGS
You should make a checklist to ensure they are quality material. Here's mine: wearing shoes, not drunk, very hot, has teeth, speaks english. You never know
I try new drugs instead of new boys. That way you can't scold me about the importance of condoms
that's the first time I've heard "shenanigans" and "apocalypse" in the same sentence
I have six new people in my phone that I don't remember adding. One of them is "Bourbon Yeah." Successful evening?
I THINK it was the lead singer. Whoever he was, I have his number and his dick was pierced.
It was totally the lead singer.
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