fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
I DID IT WITH MY SOCKS ON!
On the bright side, nobody died. Please bring me back my left shoe. I have work in an hour.
Did the math... it's Magna Cum Laude whether I get a 4.0 or a 0.0 this semester. I'm blacking out now, wake me up when I have to walk across the stage,
OH YEAH AND FORGOT TO THANK YOU FOR THE lack of WARNING THAT HE WASN'T CIRCUMSIZED.
I would say I'm the man in the relationship but I'm cuddled on the couch eating cake mix and water.
I'm dealing with this like an adult, cupcakes and beer.
He just stared me dead in the eye as he continued to beat off. Then said "you were going to catch me sooner or later".
In this town being related to a brewing family or the owner of a sports team is like being royalty. It's like hooking up with the queen's nephew or something.
yeah but think of how much more hungover we'd be if we didn't steal those cookies
We may have picked the wrong resort. Brenna and I have already been propositioned for swinging twice and we've only been here 3 hours
I'm starting to think that birthday sex is just an urban legend. Like the boogey man, and woman orgasms.
Wanna get drunk and play candy land? If so you are 2 steps behind.
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i feel like you should know pants are always optional
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