New Low: Just set a reminder on my phone for me to check on things I need to harvest late on Farmville.
She's in Spain. I'm in Holland. World Cup Final is Sunday.
Dude, it's like the Romeo and Juliet of FIFA.
Careful when you walk in I'm laying by the door.
Ok, maybe I don't want to know what happened last night... But somehow I guess I moved the oven.
Worst ten minutes of my life, it's was like trying to put a marshmallow in a piggy bank....
he can show you his cooooock\nshining, shimmering, splendiddddd
Dude you were sitting on a bench on the street with her for 45 minutes thinking you were on the bus
You got into a heated argument about Frankenstein's intelligence while double fisting burritos from taco bell.
Also. This Ativan makes me feel fearless. I think we need an exciting new hobby for when we take it. How do you feel about ghost hunting?
he drank all my beer while i was at work and passed out on my couch, when i got home he was out cold and my room mates pig was licking him. they seemed peaceful, so i took 20 bucks from his wallet and left again.
When you say shenanigans does that mean I should bring birth control?
His Instagram is like a gay porn blog all of the sudden got conquered by the Mormon missionary that he is
You spent the whole night conversing with your zombie poster, so I'd say you were pretty far gone.
I would fuck him just for his dog
Went and sat in the wrong fucking class for 30 mins, answering questions and shit. What ever this is i will be on it for the rest of the semester.
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