That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
Do you remember calling me a cuntasaurus rex last night?
somehow, even strange, drunk, middle-aged men on the RTA can't understand why he'd choose her over me
maybe it's because you talk to strange, drunk, middle-aged men on the RTA
Also I'd like you to set a calendar reminder that goes off every day for you to take 2 minutes to think about what your life would be like without me.
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
wow, you never really realize how many muscles you have in your crotch until you pull them all.
Any day that has a special name thats capitalized means you need to need to call in sick and get day drunk. That's why they are there.
ARE YOU SAYING THAT YOU DON'T WANT TO GO TO A PARTY AT AN ADULT STORE WHERE A BUNCH OF HOT GIRLS ARE DRINKING
Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
You okay? Last night you climbed through my window and demanded I take shots with you and when I refused you took a piss in my front yard.
that's your fault. you refused to take shots with me.
I went in for a high five.. He went in for a kiss.. Today is a good day
I just had sex a few hours ago now i'm eating frozen yogurt making sex plans for tonight while catching Pokémon. What a time to be alive.
Dude there's ten thousand dollars worth of damage to the kids house and three thousand in stolen property and his dog is missing he is pissed
If I give him back his dog do you think he'll invite me to the next party
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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