omg, I know. It's so embarrassing that we've both had his penis in parts of our bodies
Hey a mouth doesn't really count. A vagina counts more.
Oh my god you would drunk register for a marathon.
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
I can already almost taste penis in my mouth
12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
i'm only riding in the trunk because they put the case of beer back here..
Your a horrible friend, i only tried to do the right thing by moving you off the floor.. that was not an invitation to puke all over my bed and attempt to use my dog to mop it up.
I have just figured that it takes exactly 2 and a half rums to clean the bathroom..
You're the only person that can successfully use titties and Jesus in the same sentence.
I'm just walking around Lowe's groping the carpets....
i was giving head the other day and thought of your all penis tastes the same quote and couldnt stop laughing
She wants to have a threesome with Taylor Swift. I think this is the kind of love my grandparents spoke of.
We're listening to drake in the middle of the woods and smoking two joints at once...my life is complete.
Bahahah I should. I’m the free range drunk girl who should clearly not be free range because who knows what kind of fuckery I would get into
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