Goddamnit I hate your level headedness
No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
He confessed to putting dry erase marker dots on my vibrator to keep track of when I "electronically cheated" and then passed out.
Dude. 21 days till I'm 21. It's the 21 day countdown. The 25 days of Christmas can suck my dick.
He knew exactly who I'd slept with after just one look at my crotch. He's like the Sherlock Holmes of cocks.
we somehow managed to fit a llama, a stripper pole and a hayride all into the same day.
The extent of "getting it in" was this creepy guy sticking his finger in my bellybutton
You drunkenly hook up with 5 people in one night and suddenly everyone tries to party with you.
Well sure, my hetero side is thrilled, but my gay side is soooo judging
You pretty much lost your mind. Your ego has gotten ten time the size of your balls.
I'm hungry, horney and thirsty. Pick two you want to help out with.(please pick horney)
Even my conscience is telling me to take this Wednesday's exam buzzed.
Clothing is a burden necessitated by propriety.
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