Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
neither the pictures you took nor my hangover explain why there are skittles in my shoe
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
If you stick your dick in my spaghetti, we're fighting.
I can't believe all the places I got into shoeless last night. Apparently no one will say no to a girl covered in paint with a ripped shirt
I'm going to do lines of vitamin c I cannot be sick for halloween
I wish you could see how much hot sauce and broken glass are in our apartment right now.
How bad is it that I'm banned from all of your family functions due to sleeping w/ both your brother and sister and they both hate me for pursing a relationship with either of them.
Just took a piss in some random bushes in a traffic jam and had to sprint back to the car. I'm a boss.
Oh I fucked him, definitely. We played Strip Halo.
We banged in my car doggy style with my head out the window. The sky was marvelous and I saw a shooting star. Its destiny; we're meant to fuck forever.
I am confused/concerned about the circumstances that led to your consumption of 3 beta fish last night.
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