you know how you have to have just the right ratio of chips to sandwich? same goes for pubes.
He said my breasts were God's way of making up to him for all the shit he's had to endure in his life.
I thought about donating plasma but thats not the way i want to find out that i have aids
Hooked up with a guy solely because he had a chameleon. Priorities.
I just picked up a hitchhiker so karma will be on our side this weekend. Hahahahahaha
No.
I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
Come over so we can have two person sex in this one person tent
You ruined me. I can't stop referring to everything outside as the "no-walls" ever since you showed me that video while I was tripping balls. My speech may be permanently altered for the rest of earth spins
Either of you know why the shower was on and the bathroom door wide open with no one in there at 6 in the morning?
Fuck that, come home. Let's get drunk and judge people.
Well then she has to know whoever you were kissing was in overalls because that's not a detail you just leave out.
I ripped off the screen and literally supermaned through my bedroom window. That wasted
I only drink at bars with bathrooms big enough to have sex in.
My friend came into the apartment in real handcuffs at 4 in the morning. She was laughing and running around and then proceeded out the door...
.......do you have the salami in bed? I'm trying to make a sandwich.
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