Just saw some guy walking down the street rapping about various types of pasta.
look what he's done to me, i actually want to be a stripper now.
It's like God was speaking to me through a penis.
So after I was tied with a feather boa he left me there with KFC and cherry coke
Thanks for stopping me from letting that 14 year old feel my boobs. Thanks.
Mega depressed bro. Had the greatest sex with the hottest girl I've ever seen and in the AM she gave me that look I've given dozens of times. I'm her drunken fat chick fuck
We broke into the space center. If i go to jail I wanted to tell you, you have a fantastic dick. Use it wisely.
You should be proud. How many people can say they GAVE a stripper an std?
OH BABY IM HERE AND IN A BLANKET FORT
COME TO THE BLANKET FORT
That stripper was not happy when I tried putting a dollar in her court mandated ankle bracket/tracking device
I won't trust your judgement until the word stripper doesn't make me laugh
I guess what I'm trying to get to is that my dog sneezed on my dick earlier and its really taken the joy out of my evening.
Hope you are okay. You were running down the street with shopping cart at one point and yelling "bitches aint shit!"
Literally.... Guy kissing himself in mirror in this hotel elevator
Going back to our hometown to help Gramma move. Thinking we should see if we can fuck on the desk of the homophobic coach who first introduced us while in town.
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