Yeah, i think she was German or something.
No dude, she's just got a speech impediment.
Revelation of the day. Bulimia is dumb. Anorexia is easier.
You suck.
i don't understand how she was down there for so long, she's like a mermaid, a blowjob giving mermaid.
i just saw that homeless guy who dresses like the cat in the hat at the liquor store. i guess he got enough change to have a good weekend. oh the places he'll go
Dude, had to, it's Canada Day, I fucked her for Canada. Seriously, I put my Canadian flag on my bed and fucked her on it.
well other than the faint smell of fireworks in the truck you can't really tell the windshield was exploded
You know, last years football game was epic, but seeing the same girl that gave you a bj in the parking lot, in the same parking spot...that's fate.
3 for 3 on getting girls who say "yolo" at the bar to have anal. Not the motto I live by, but it has changed my life.
Erry day erry day!
"DO YOU LIKE FLYING KITES" WORKED AS A PICKUP LINE. SUCK IT.
And I might have stolen a bag of Doritos out of Matt's car and hid them in my bag and gave individual chips out to people dancing, trying to convince people they were mini tacos.. Like why Am I allowed to be an adult
Their children would look like the Michelin man and smell like chef Boyardee
At least you didn't have a hemorroid rupture while banging
You kicked my dad IN THE NUTS right when he walked in.
Sorry, man. Thought he was a cop.
Ahaah! I just stole batteries from work for my vibrator. I am that person.
You call it sex. I call it penis conditioning.
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