You know, if there were no such thing as marriage, i don't think porn would exist.
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
I caught a rooster roaming Edison Park then released it in the bar. They made me try to catch it again and somebody played the chicken dance while I chased it
i got totally wasted at 2pm and cleaned the house bc i was bored. my mom now supports my alcohol problem
come parachute off the vicodin airplane with meee
Sitting in the library studying = googling how to get laid in the library.
I kept calling him escargot instead of Estaban..I don't think that was the wisest choice.
Is it socially acceptable to stop at the strip club for the lunch buffet on my way to the airport?
He is indeed a crazy mutha fucka. But mark my words. MARK MY WORDS. My job has placed me at the same party as Tom Cruise. I. Am. Fucking. The. Crazy. Out. Of . That. Alien . Fucker.
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
I've woke up with the same hoodie on backwards, twice this week. I think that's a record
I can't wait to shower all this regret off of me
Found out the cop gives spectacular head. Don't ask. We're going out to dinner Saturday.
He finished and he wasn't even totally hard. He actually came without a boner.
HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE.
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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