shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
Got 6 blowjobs in one weekend... new personal best.
I think I would be able to remember how to smoke but I can't seem to remember how to breathe.
I came out, you were peeing on the car and when I asked why you said it deserved it because its a rental
Night is still young. Puking guts out part of it just began
For months it was all good and well just having sex. Now, something in me has snapped and I'm dreaming of taking turtleneck Christmas pictures with him. Fuck you, we're going out tonight. I need this.
My usual answer of have sex with it doesn't work in this situation
For real, I've been ditched by my boyfriend twice today alone. I fucking shaved for this guy.
Somewhere out there, Gloria Steinem just started to cry.
For breaking and entering. I think neighbor dan cared more about me puking in his backseat than the surprise of me waking up there
If someone told me one person in the department was secretly a death eater, I would suspect her, no contest.
So. Somehow managed to fuck my contacts out of my eyes. Didn't know that was even possible.
Basically I think I'm replacing men/sex with theme parks.
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
I don’t want to brag, but vows, morals and will power are no match for my blow job skills
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