I love watching others lives come down to our level.
So I heard you only slept with me because you were drunk...is that true?
That depends on who this is.
yeah, he just sent me a picture of himself with his shirt off.... It didnt turn me on, it just made me want to buy him a big mac....
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
you have no idea how wierd it is to get nudes while talking to grandma
EW EW EW EW THAT PENIS BELONGS TO SOMEONE'S FATHER! THAT PENIS BELONGS TO OUR FRIEND'S FATHER! THAT PENIS HELPED CREATE OUR FRIEND! YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO ADMIRE IT!
So much to do, haven't done anything except hook up with sailors and work on my tan.
Hey my results were negative. Your chlamydia train stops here. Happy hunting!
Ugh contemplating vodka and chocolate protein powder as this Capri sun and vodka isn't really cutting it
you start one little fire by the lake and the police want to talk to you all night...
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
She rode me like a jockey on that tiny couch. Then we spooned.
Grrr. Fine. You get oral for being unwrong.
The REAL engagement ring is the jeweled butt plug.
I threw up soo much that I started crying. Then his grandma randomly came in and started rubbing my back...
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