Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
I'm going to write a book about John. It's going to be called big dreams, little dick
Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
FOR A FUCKING 40?! A FUCKING 40?! YOU GAVE THE CAT AWAY FOR BEER?!
Kid got laid mid-party wearin a fuzzy hat with ears and 40's taped to his bear paws... wtf
I just want to be naked all the time but not in a sexual, come-hither and look at my ass sort of way. In a slightly chubby yet not ashamed way as I eat Taco Bell and lay on soft fuzzy blankets.
Is it bad to have a craving for speed? I feel like my nose is thirsty.
I don't know how or when he is sober long enough to donate plasma
I caved man... I fucked her so vigorously, desperately trying to correct her wonky eye. My determination was relentless.
You are a terrible person.
I just try to be optimistic...
Can we just talk about how the only thing I have on my camera from this weekend is a video of you putting your whole fist in your mouth hahahha
He rubbed aloe on my sunburn while I blew him... could he be anymore perfect?
That's why god made go-pro's and tequila
how did i manage to wake up with my bra on backwards?
It's difficult when the romantic and the hedonist in me are fighting. I want him to respect me and hopefully pursue an actual relationship, but then I remember he fucks like a GOD and loves my kink. Oh, life's hard.
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