did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
They made my facebook status "I got my period!!!." Every guy I've had sex with at college liked it.
Peed on my phone. Dried it out in oven. Technology is both a plus and a minus.
I got an 8 ball and a free entrance pass to the strip club, if i dont get laid tonight I never will.
Dude, she literally just asked me if her mac'n'cheese makes me horny. I think I found the one.
got fuckng wasted at spring training, got a lap dance at le girls, got a burrito at filibertos, and still made it to my 5 o'clock eco class wearing a bikini top....I love Arizona State University
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
I'd rather be sodomized with a fullly decorated Christmas tree.
He told me he was married and then fingered me on the kitchen counter. It was awkward to explaining the broken toaster to my roommates this morning...
I'm gonna chug this bud light an might injure this high school penis, like I'm 17 again
People who don't like drugs and guac are not people I chose to associate with
Everyone is like kids first day of school and I'm over here like I need to stop sleeping with random
Well, after a pitcher of beer, I set my ex on fire. It was a little fire, he's fine. How's your night?
If its not for food we ain't going out.
A true gentleman never tells. But yes, I did indeed get laid last night
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