Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
first time Ive ever had to stop sex to go pass out in the kitchen floor...
The savings from $3 shots still doesn't add up to plan-b
The reason i havent seen you yet better have huge tits
I'm sorry but when I'm riding in the trunk on the way to mcdonalds at 6 am I just don't want to listen to reba macintire
So I cleaned the toilet last night at 2 am and woke up with pink eye. Never doing that again.
Telling the family you're going for a run, getting dressed in workout clothes, and then walking halfway around the block and smoking a joint. This is my life
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
I feel like I would find myself in so much trouble if I hadn't married my DD.
SMOKEY THE BEAR CAME AT US WITH FUCKING AXES IN MY DREAM I THINK IT IS A SIGN TO STOP BLAZING IT IN THE WOODS
We were fucking in the boat on the lake when another boat saw us and honked their appreciation.
No more pre-dentist shots, I just puked on my hygienist
Sex in a hot air balloon, top that one!
You informed me your place was now a nudist colony and unless I was there to drink schnapps with the cat I had to strip.
He said that we couldn't refer to each other as brother and sister anymore cuz we were in no way related and he would love nothing more than to get naked with me.
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