Dude, I'm so high in the forest and I think I'm in a bear den.
So I finally got the Patron washed off my boobs.
You just kept yelling "SATAN!" at me every time I walked by
I can handle NPR. I speak hippie. I took it in college.
How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
Do you know many girls there are in gay bars waiting for me to do coke off their tits? A lot.
He just gave a drunken 7 minute speech on how to make the perfect grilled cheese. he explained types of butter and cheeses....i think i love him
She fell down the stairs and hit her head on the concrete. Then she stood up, flashed us and stumbled away. I forgot to get her number..
His ankle bracelet went off in the middle of sex. That makes a girl reevaluate her life...
Omg. I felt like a crazed animal last night. My lesbian instincts burned a hole in my panties.
Oh, cold wet seat on the 48! Are you piss? Are you the sweaty ass leavings of an obese person? Are you the spilled King Cobra from the night before? I do not know! I dare not smell to find out... Pants ruined...
Naked. naked and bneed help.
I caught myself caressing my own hand while nurturing a glass of bourbon. I think it's time to get back out there.
I would totally suck a dick for some poutine right now
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