I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
God Help those hot young girls. It's going to be like Bambi in iraq. Except worse.
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
the laptop wouldn't balance on his lap. that's how well endowed he is.
Heed the warning of the ghost of Oktoberfest present: German beer is soooooooo much better than our watered down children's piss. also lost all my clothes and am wearing lederhosen the rest of the trip.
It's like god made him fantastic at oral to make up for what his mouth does the rest of the time.
I'm actually not sure I need to run today, between the crazy monkey sex and breaking into my own house.
I just power smoked 3 bongs, ate hot cocoa mix before making hot cocoa, and realized James Spader's character on The Office reminds me of your mom.
i was the only bi girl at the frat party. i felt like the last cresent roll at thanksgiving
DIBS ON THE NEW GUY.
NO. NO FUCKING YOUR COWORKERS
I may have taken the entire adderall. I FEEL LIKE THE FUCKIN HULK. I can't stop cleaning and organizing and doing the clean things
I've never seen anyone as high as you were.. you collapsed onto the kitchen floor hugging a tub of ice cream. You named it phil.
I saw some guy masturbating in the Burger King parking lot and I’m just fucking done
That's the 3rd negative pregnancy test this month. I'm on a roll.
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