well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
know what the best part about malls are? standing on the upper level and boob gazing
I just got a high school volleyball teams practice cancelled because I slept with the head coach through their practice time.
I offered to go to AA with him...not because I am admitting I have a problem but because I want to see what they are saying about people like us.
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
She just hopped out of the car at a red light to pet the baby Jesus in the nativity scene.
Not worth it.
threw up in the kitchen showroom. home depot employee of the month.
I just want to have such an intense orgasm that my heart stops and I die. I mean that would kind of suck for the guy I'm fucking but then again he could be like "I'm that good"
He passed out in the car on the way to the party. Seabiscuit tripped before the race even started....Lil bitch....
My sunday was babysitting three big, drunk, crying Swedes. Unless your day involved four or more giant drunk swedes I don't want to hear about it.
u kept repeating to itself "hot cheetos and nacho cheese sauce.."
I vote we just hike, drink, and destroy dick
Which emoticons convey sympathy for sleeping with someones bf ??
If one more person says Merry Christmas to me I’m going to take a pen out of my pocketbook and stab them in the eye
The police officer that arrested me Friday night just bought me a shot
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