yeh she's definitely getting a ham and plan b omelette in the morning
her parents were awake and in the next room. i think i deserve a big fucking medal for that orgasm.
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
They're like penises that have been put in a blender.
I feel like banging her is an expected thing. But banging you would be like getting a 36 on the ACT.
I woke up with like grass burns all over my body, i'm pretty sure i made out with someone under a bus. . . but i'm not sure
Just be aware that next year I will probably try to seduce you to avoid going to the gym
I just finished spraying the foam party off my pumps with a garden hose
Okay. I am working on pulling a tooth out of my mouth. Call me.
Sooo Zach and Judd are on my porch drunk eating leaves and flowers...
After he finished he sang his college fight song like it was some victory
I'm topless, wearing a fur coat, stink of sex, and eating dim sum. 2015 is off to a great start.
His dick is magical but I don't want to die in this blizzard do you see my dilemma
New goal find someone I love enough to use these Japanese pancake flavored condoms on
Based on the conversation I'm going to assume you didn't close the deal.
It started going awry when I fell through a roof.
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