You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
My poor mother should have just stuffed me back up her vagina when she had the chance.
mom asked me why i'm never sober at family events, i told her i learned it from her.
I just febrezed the jizz on my pants and wore them again, gross or eco-friendly?
Eco-friendly.
Did the math... it's Magna Cum Laude whether I get a 4.0 or a 0.0 this semester. I'm blacking out now, wake me up when I have to walk across the stage,
I'm sitting in my room naked waiting for him. When he gets here im going to make him do 20 pushups and lick my clit for a hour
Well his dad was his wingman, so I had to fuck him. I didnt want his dad to think that he was doing a bad job and I was drunk enough to think he was doing a good job.
Score one for dad.
Why are you there anyways?
Pickin up ball pit balls from craigslist
why does drunk me think that doing things like throwing up on my desk and all over my 15 page lab report is okay
Deciding whether to take my sex toys home for Christmas will be the biggest decision I make this holiday season
we both turned hook ups into relationships we are crushing this thing called life right now.
Because you failed to stop the wedding, now I have to be a homewrecker. My eternal damnation is on your head I hope you're proud.
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
I spend so much of my life shaving my body hair off and I want nothing more than his beard in all my hairless places.
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
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