Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
it's my fault, I passed out instead of getting up to pee.
Last night we hooked up in nothing but out UK shirts during half time. Never say I'm not a dedicated fan again.
Hmd? did you really just created an abbrievation for hold my dick?
There's a bed on the roof. The window behind it is too small for it to go through. I'm impressed.
This weekend is gunna be a fucking shitshow. I don't even wanna know how many dicks will end up inside of me
Oh shit. There are penis maracas
Tonight just feels like one of those I'm going to lose a shoe nights.
I may be new to bar life, but full on grabbing my vag shouldn't happen...anywhere.
After he finished his girlfriend called him. I sat there, tied his shoes for him, then he high fived me and said "this is gonna be a great summer steph"
I know it sucks but it's just something that needs to be done though. Like shaving ur pubes or going to the dentist.
Good news: I actually puked in my bathroom, the vomit from the living room was actually from someone else.
That's horrible but hilarious
I'm going to miss college.
I beer bonged before it even hit 4 o' clock. Please get on my level homecoming style.
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
the party picked up after I got pretty drunk...I got kicked in the fucking head by a tiny lesbian...she was 5'1" I did not think she could do it...i was very wrong
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