i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
DO IT!!! IT MUST BE FATE THAT I GAVE YOU THAT CONDOM!!!!
Sorry for making you give strangers a ride for hits of acid.
i can recognize that vagina from a mile away
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
I was throwing up in the shower. He was throwing up on me. It was a cute couple moment for us.
Careful, it's a slippery slope to discovering you're bisexual...trust me.
Like sorry you chose to have an attractive girlfriend dude
No sorry. I may be a happy drunk but my gag reflux is an angry drunk.
She showed up after 3 hours and proceded to make us all feel like resonable human beings. I dont know how she did it but she did it.
YO I WASNT TRYING TO MAKE A PASS AT YOU.... Or Jesus
The thing about being single is like Sunday morning sex is nice but so is Sunday morning eating Nutella from the jar in your underwear
Who told you that acid and Jurassic World was a good idea?
dont remember, but I'm pretty sure I was convinced that the hybrid dinosaur was satan the whole time. It was actually very spiritual
TFW YOU ACCIDENTALLY SEND A MEME ABOUT LIKING ANAL TO THE GROUP CHAT. JESUS FUCKING CHRIST, WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME?
So many questions so I’ll prioritize. How did I survive last night?
Randomize
