she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
I knew she was going to get knocked up just by looking at her facebook pics
I gave ten strangers a full description of his penis and its abilities. I need to stop drinking.
I never thought to pass out in a hotel lobby rather then paying for a hotel room until you taught me that's acceptable at the Hilton
The great thing about skinny blondes is that they're all interchangeable.
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
But youre all cute and shit. Woo that cunt. And by cunt i mean strong independent woman
He SHOWED UP to the party wearing one shoe and a dinosaur hat. He kept lifting up his shirt and asking people to bite his nipple.
Siri makes being stoned even easier. I don't even Have to type my texts myself
Though I typed a half of that one
okay. well, yeah. i'm a mess and a half. this shit is not what dumbledore died for.
mom is telling me the setting in which I was conceived
did you know we used to have a pool?
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
Flirting with/getting ready to possibly sleep with a married HS classmate and getting added to a bible study group chat within minutes of each other. #Balance
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