he whispered in my ear that he would be upstairs and i should come up. i stayed downstairs. he came back down and repeated to whisper in my ear. this happened about 5 times until he passed out.
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
I totally just potholed and almost crashed while trying to lick salsa off my boob.
These shoes are way too nice for a walk of shame. Its how I keep myself in line.
Ok! I picked up an anti-celebratory bottle of champagne on the way to dinner for her going to rehab. That's how I feel about this...
We bonded over blowjobs and stories of our childhoods. It was beautiful.
You carried me up the stairs after I told you not to. And what did you tell me? "Let me test my strengths."
Maybe you need to change your pickup move. The "hey check these out" titty flash gets you the wrong kinda man.
I feel like I should have backed off when "I love you" came out on the third date. Now I'm in her bed wondering which door my shrine is behind. Fuck.
I just traded 5 cigarettes for a sandwich on they greyhound.You owe me 5 cigarettes. I told you I would get hungry.
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
His girlfriend left him for the pizza guy. I am not fucking kidding.
Sorry again for almost setting you on fire.
He also sent me nipple clamps because romance is NOT dead
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