But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
I'm not crazy, I only keep calling you cause you won't pick up.
id pay someone 5 dollars to tell me whos house im at right now. comfy couch though
His appology was" look at it this way, at least you'll give better head without those teeth.'
I'm using my ex boyfriends dog to find a guy at the park I could see fuck buddy potential in. I'm the queen of irony.
Tried to eat a sandwich this morning. Couldn't. My jaw is locked up. These marathon blow jobs are killing me
He was going down on me as I discovered a spaghetti-O on my boob. Its been a while since I faked it.
you got us kicked out of the restaurant for trying to pee in the trash can.
Better than road-head. Just got model-home-head. Also got a disapproving scowl of judgment from the realtor on the way out.
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
I mean, two foreign guys have drunkenly confessed their love for her, so she's clearly doing something right.
You were peeing on a bus yelling fuck public transit, congratulations.
I just came so hard my vision went blurry. I can only hope one day I'll find a man that can accomplish what my left hand does on a tri-daily basis.
I now know he's been cheating for a while. I also know HER name, address, phone number, Facebook account, religion and zodiac sign. I feel like I'm earning my restraining order. Point is, never fuck over a librarian.
Wait. How did I get engaged last night?
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