Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
don't thank me. stop putting your penis in foreign objects.
I'm done. I'm tired and there's a topless pic of me floating around the nation's largest 3G network.
just found a piece of pizza in my dresser.....i remember you saying you were going to save one for later so i'm assuming this is your doing
Just bought a waterproof mattress cover. Bring it on sophomore year.
You kept telling me how warm your bag of vomit was and asked me if i wanted to feel.
Cats found the secret coke stash again
They owe us $80.
I'm going to pound you from behind over a table at the bar while I pull your hair and call you a whore...please pass along that message to Rob
If I was gonna be at your campus for halloween weekend, I'd dress up as the masked horny fairy and give out condoms. I'm so thoughtful.
If I have to go to the hospital, at least put my pants back on. It's been a fantastic night.
legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
Friend as in 'I used to have sex with her' or friend as in 'I still want to have sex with her'?
Apparently fireball doesn't mix well with my no carb diet
Never underestimate the power of titties
Thanks for not letting me get involved with a serial killer. That's true friendship
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