Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
he whipped it out and it smelt like my toilet after taco Tuesday
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
Why is there a shirtless guy in Walgreens and why is he probably looking for the same thing I am?
She's pissed. She declared she was moving out and proceeded to pack 3 pairs of shoes, her electric wine opener and ONE sock. Then told us to have fun paying her portion of the rent.
He kept insisting that I was going to have an orgasm but it just felt like he was rubbing sand paper on my vagina
I had to take the fire extinguisher from him. He was just sitting on the floor petting it.
Just had to throw up on the floor of my car during traffic on the way to work. Car next to me saw both times. Found the downside to having a job right after graduation.
Also got home. Still stoned. Mom was up. We made a pizza and were writing a children's book. Sleep good.
He rode a broom down the stairs while we were mattress surfing. Naked. Buck ass naked. WTF
Fun fact: I don't want to be an actual functioning adult because why
My life is over. I farted in open court. Noticeably. The judge looked at me. It echoed.
I was hooking up with this girl last night and she's on top of me with "Flux Pavilion - I can't stop" grinding in the background and I thought "Holy shit I'm going to do a lot of Molly this semester."
Probably for the best. My morning wood is pretty horrible. I wouldn't want to tip the earth's axis/ create a new magnetic pole
I'm gonna guess ur still high cus last night at like 3am my pillows were morphing into cats and I kept trying to pet them
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