I actually just cleaned easy glide lube off my desk. My life has gone way down hill since I met you.
ugly people sure do ruin things
No, dude. Even Jesus hates Creed.
You tried to tip the paramedic for finding you.
My cousin had a baby so we have to look at it. Apparently the event is byob
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
Dude. The walls are totally staring at me right now. I told you this was a bad idea.
SURVIVED FINALS. CAN'T DIE FROM ALCOHOL POISONING. NOTHER SHOT. CAPS.
I packed spaghetti and rum. But panties? Nah
My mom just looked at me while watching the fireworks and asked if it reminded me of how I felt after sex. I'm so uncomfortable.
Any residual attraction has just been ruthlessly murdered by that mustache.
If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.
the conference was great. we had to hide the acid in a planter in front of the department of agriculture though
I'm gonna celebrate Valentines day by watching Bob Ross videos and tripping balls.
He played Harry Potter Fan Fiction videos to get me in the mood. He might be the one.
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