Tell her she can't have a vagina
the guy in front of me just bought a pound of bacon, a bouquet, and a case of budlight, i want to see THAT makeup sex
i could totally date him if i was just drunk the whole relationship
I just used celery as a chaser. That's the level of my refrigerator.
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
Obama's speech on in 9 mins. Me in the shower now. Naked. Make your choice.
I'm bringing the tv in with me.
THERE IS AN ENORMOUS FAT WOMAN EYEING MY FLIGHT'S GATE LIKE IT WOULD BE DELICIOUS TO EAT.
He'd rather cuddle with his shitty little miniature dog than the half naked girl in his bed. I've lost all hope for him and my vagina
So I just stirred my shower drink with my razor.
I'm not going to ask which end you used.
Pride is not for the college student young Padawan. Tequila is for the college student.
She called and said her prescription was refilled. I guess we are dating again.
At least you didn't sleep with Ashley's uncle.
Fuck you. Leave my nipples out of this. THEY DID NOTHING TO YOU
I never thought I'd be complaining about having sex 4 times a day, but here we are...
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