Yo I'm just eating dinner now. U ready to go out?
Ya ya. Where you eating?
Cereal and beer. U kno u want in.
we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
This unplanned pregnancy thing is really taking all the fun out of football season.
I should have known there'd be issues when he included "beautiful soul" in our playlist
I think even Ryan Seacrest is disgusted with the thought of Ryan Seacrest getting some.
It's never good when you wake up covered with burns
If this herpes test comes back negative I'm asking out the doctor.
Some guy just delivered flowers to my roommate cause he fell off a roof onto her at a party last night. I think they have a date tomorrow.
koolaid chicken. i marinated it for 2 hours and roasted it on a rock in a fire. it was bright blue and raw. but that shit was tasty
we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
I remembered to bring wine in a nalgene bottle, but I forgot sunscreen and water. I'm starting to question my life decisions.
It's one of those nights that you wish to god someone would booty call you, and then realize you'll just be stuck here with your poptart...
I NEED YOU TO TELL ME ITS OKAY TO BE THIS HIGH
Yes
O.K.
That is was cool to fuck the single mother accross the street until every girl i bring home gets the car keyed.
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