Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
You can't have hate sex in a hallway!!
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
Correct me if I'm wrong here... but did we serenade each others breasts to "winds of change" last night?
If i evwr doyble fist jack daniels and smirnoff again, i hereby give you permission to take them both away grom me and give me and give me a glass of wat
I'm FaceTiming Pizza Hut.
I just realized that every possible way I walk to campus I walk by the house of someone I slept with
I had the bathroom of girls sing you happy birthday while you puked. I couldn't stop laughing. They were all so supportive
Just so you know.. If you ever cheat on me, i will cut your dick and fingers off and post them as my cover photo on Facebook. Love you.
Btw, remind me to tell you about how I had to cancel my crazy wild sex plans with Will b/c my roommate came back from his trip after a day b/c Canada wouldn't let him in. Fucking cockblock.
Actually that's the whole story. You don't have to remind me.
I JUST REALIZED THAT SINCE LEIA IS TECHNICALLY A PRINCESS AND KYLO REN IS HER SON AND STAR WARS IS OWNED BY DISNEY...KYLO REN IS LITERALLY A DISNEY PRINCE.
Oh my Gods. Why. Why did you have to tell me that. D:
SO YOU CAN SUFFER HAVING THAT KNOWLEDGE TOO.
Watching Colbert Report and porn at the same time.
Drunk version of me is like a sleeping demon inside of me that awakes to the sound of vodka
I have to start drinking water I have a drug test to fail at 1:40
she said. She was going to, and I quote, "put her vagina inside my dick".
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