Porn is love you can see.
Me. At least after what I've been through.
i've been called drunk 4 times today and it's only 3pm
he's been in the country 4 hours and we just did it in the closet. he called me "miss flirtatious in the cupboard." i'm in love.
Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
First coke bust down the road. Spring is finally here.
It was ths the worst 15 minutes of my life. . . It was like fucking a warm stick of butter.
I am more familiar with your toilet than I ever want to be with any appliance
you reached into a lemon drop to pull out a lemon of someone else's drink..
currently taking a solo cab to the strip club at 1 in the morning. this is healthy.
Don't send the creepy guy a picture of your penis. That's my Christmas wish
but, alas, I am not the lady in the streets. I'm simply the freak in the sheets.
All the movies on cable here are either porn or Bollywood. I am never leaving this hotel.
I vote we just hike, drink, and destroy dick
Conversations really do change when your social worker had your dick in her mouth the other night.
Randomize
