ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
we flagged you as soon as you tried to put the lime in the microwave to prove it was really a kiwi. again.
I just made bacon chili cheese fries for dinner...someday my kids are going to realize I'm a stoner & this will all make sense
Is YOLO really just a socially acceptable way to say you enjoy putting things up your nose?
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
Do what? I was just saying that at some point there's a chance I'll have a boner. Think of it like a guessing game. "Does he have one now?"
wellllllll.... I literally just puked in my mouth so perhaps this is not the epic love connection I believed it to be 3 minutes ago.
His dick is so big it could be an arm rest.
I try not to have friends with attractive fathers, it only brings my morals down.
Not too bad but came home early cuz business was shut down due to an employee sexually harrassing the inspector
But for real though. That weed tastes like the jolly laughter of Santa Claus.
also I have no idea whose underpants I'm wearing right now but they're super comfy and I'm not giving them back ever
They need to eat meat, go down on me the first time, every time, and know how to pull my hair. And there's a height requirement for this ride
Just because you can't have him, doesn't mean you can have his brother.
What about the best friend?
Randomize
