white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
I just withdrew $200 in ones. I think the teller knew what was up
He kept spanking me and talking about biomedical science.
Aw, you fucked a pre-med? you're moving up in the world!
Started with us just having a beer. Now Ivan lit a torch to walk to the store, Ben smashed a 26 in the parking lot, and they're throwing broken shot glasses. Fratio Friday is something.
Idk he's just laying there passed out with a French fry up his nose and without any pants on. Boner and everything.
We got a kitchen table so we would eat together more. So far we've played drunken monopoly and had sex on it.
I just ran into the woods like an idiot because ADVENTURE.
easter 2014 is on 4/20 THIS IS NOT A DRILL YOUR FAMILY WILL EXPECT YOU TO BE HOME AND SOBER I REPEAT THIS IS NOT A DRILL
I can't help that I bring out the sex in people
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
I just found those cheese sticks in my purse. Along with a handful of confetti.
I made out with a guy dressed as the pdx airport carpet.
Portlandia didn't prepare you for that?
Well it might’ve been because you asked to play What Makes You Beautiful at the club
WTF ARE YOU DOING IT'S FUCKING VEGAN COFFEE IT'S MADE WITH NUT MILK YOU'RE NOT A FUCKING SQUIRREL.
I don't want to just hook up with random dudes. I've had enough bad sex to know that it's not worth hooking up with strangers
It's not?
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