I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
I gave her the chance to be interesting and she failed. So then I gave her a chance to be slutty and she failed at that too.
Hey! Thanks for asking, but it didnt go well. He threw up in the car on the way to dinner. Blind dates arent for everyone.
As I was buying milk at the market, the lady at the checkstand said, "what? No alcohol today?" have I really earned THAT reputation?
Well, of course, to the untrained eye I look like a slut.
I woke up with a new Tiffanys necklace on. I'm such a classy drunk.
If the blowjob was before the wedding, we're not technically related, right?
The usual. Woke up on a dog bed with peeps and $11.
After the second day the hotel realized I wasn't responsible enough to have a comforter, so they took it for the rest of the trip.
I would say I am sorry for punching you last night, but I found the pictures you took on my camera and it all came rushing back.
you were trying to control your nosebleed while having someone hold your four loko while you drank it through a straw. all at the same time. that is commitment.
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
We ate our feelings. Then drank our feelings. I feel feminism delivered.
Braid them armpits, sister.
The claw marks on my back are healing nicely. Just thought you should know.
My bad. Next time I'll wear mittens.
Are you high?
The snorkel mask makes that pretty clear
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