Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
they bought blue cups instead of red...wtf how am i supposed to pretend im on laguna beach??
So my earrings and necklace kept jingling and hitting him in the face, and he told me felt like he was fucking a Christmas tree
The only dream I remember having is one where my dad's sperm turned into baby hippos. Like, tiny baby hippos, pocket-sized. I am so fucked up.
In case you come back to the room and i'm not here, yes there's a cup filled with gravy in the microwave. Just take it out if you need to heat something.
I don't know but the stairs are covered in apples
It was ths the worst 15 minutes of my life. . . It was like fucking a warm stick of butter.
I must be the strongest person who ever managed to get knocked down by a pug.
The other guys kept waking up so I hid... Like, dick in mouth, hiding in his sleeping bag
ALMOST WRECKED MY SCOOTER. DAVE FRANCO HAS A TWIN AMD HE GOES HERE
She mentions her boyfriend one more time, I'm taking her home and breaking that shit up.
I'm gonna take a crap in the portashitter like a civilized human being.
Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.
Yeah just had sex and grub hub came right after he did. I’d say it’s a win.
Just trying to show you I care.
Isn't it supposed to be "what would you like for dinner?" instead of "how do you take your blow?"
Hey, you're the one who asked me to mc to move in.
Randomize
