But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
My gyno actually laughed when I told her about his penis size.
unlike you, ive never imagined darth vader masturbating
I woke up to the bathroom door of steak n shake hitting me in the face at 4 in the morning...
I just watched 2 blind guys walk into each other head on in providence. It pays to pregame in your car.
Improvement. She went from pretending she was the soccer ball in the world cup games and it hurt when they kicked her to passed out on the floor.
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
I got cut off for calling the flower girl a slut. What are you doing?
He fell and asked for a beer and a band-aid.
HE GOT FOURTEEN STICHES
You dont understand he had a split tongue thats bucket list worthy.
We are possibly on our way, unless we see the limo full of strippers.
She showed up in lingerie and a turtle backpack full of bacardi. I think its love.
Pictures of drunk me in a bike helmet are like McDonald's collectible toys. There's sooo many, but NO ONE has seen all of them.
Why the fuck is he under my phone as Papi Chulo?
this place is dumb. no one understands my Sunday morning alcoholism here.
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