I like my sex mixed with concussions.
So stoned I forgot I was masturbating and went to go get a cookie.
I feel like my nuva ring should have a vibrating switch.
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
July fourth my place, drunken bubble slip n slide. Yes this is happening and yes I am 31
Two shots of gin says this is gonna be a sloppy lab write up.
I lost the bet. I now have to do all chores sans clothing of any kind. I give it a week before I'm knocked up...
You know it's been awhile when the imagery of fucking AT A DENNY'S gets me really turned on.
Again??? Now we can't ever fucking go there again STOP PEEING IN FOYERS
Omg my orgasm just made the fucking sun come out. Clearly my libido controls the weather now.
But we made up last night and had unbelievably crazy sex tonight. I legit went blind for like 15mins from him choking me. It was awesome
Normal people find beers in their gym bag, right?
I just bought spray paint, a T-shirt, and a box of magnum condoms. The cashier refused to make eye contact! Haha
How does the curb feel today?
It's stronger than my elbow. But I found my lighter while I was down there.
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
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