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I'm drinking ghetto ass mojitos!
Wow. How can mojitos be ghetto?
Squirt + bacardi limon + limes = ghetto mojitos
well after he sqeezed a zit off his forearm i got the hell outta there
Hiding in the clothes rack at walmart like a 4 year old. Already scared 3 people. New fav weekend activity
I really hope I'm not the first person who's had to wash vomit off of cash and credit cards.
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
just woke up COVERED in glow sticks and glitter. didn't even have to turn the light on to puke.
just peed on the 7/11 floor and casually left. Omg so drunk
I just masturbated to a Jock Jams cd. What have you done today?
I did my patriotic duty. I woke up next to a veteran this morning.
hooked up with someone last night while wearing walrus pajama pants. clearly I'm accomplishing big things in life
Was just told that I slept on the counter using a loaf of bread as a pillow. Clearly my life is going well.
So I heard her yell at him and I went downstairs to find he had lit up each one of my smokes and taken just one drag off each and had em lined up on the table. She says he "experiments" when on Ambien.
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
maybe you should have closed the porn before you gave the professor your computer to hook up to the projector?
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