I got oddly confused when she started talking in third person in bed.
is it bad that i have made the decision to never travel to vienna simply because of that transvestite that won the bachelor?
dont start drinking without me
I could feel myself puking on my feet but it was so warm i didnt even care.
If for any reason you were wondering if i was going to vomit at the airport today, the answer is yes.
being able to look good while almost puking is a skill that takes a lot of puking to develop.
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
Yeah but I was the kid who ran over your BMW and is banging your 15 year old daughter... There isn't a cool enough dad in the world to make that work.
Considering how much money I just spent on slutty lingerie, it is totally appropriate for me to be plucking my nipple hair right now. Right?
I walked home with him, but I had to pee...so I did...as we walked. He was so drunk he didn't even notice. Good thing I was in a dress.
I'm driving home wearing one sock, boxers, and a tee shirt. That's how good it was
He told me to tell my ass that he loved and missed it, and even though he hasn't known it long, it might be the one for him
I'm just blindly tossing my dick into whatever comes my way.
I am so sorry. Not sure for what, but whatever I did last night probably merits an apology, so I'm covering my bases.
That's so awful of me. Instead of comforting her I masturbated in front of my ex-boyfriend.
In hindsight I shouldn't have been blasting Antichrist Superstar if I didn't want to seem suspicious driving up to a Catholic church
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