I don't know what happened last night but I woke up this morning with "wolf pack" tattooed on my knuckles.
i was taking the test and had to adjust my boner and my teacher thought i was cheating or something
Just because you were able to pour the entire bottle of wine into 2 glasses does not mean you took it easy last night.
yeah, that's what i said too. right before i tackled that street sign.
Between the plague n the counterfeit drugs we brought back from mexico I'm not thinking too highly of their country right now. Screw mexican homeless men.
Just been one of those weeks where alcohol out weighs friendship
there's no excuse to just assume your pants won't be coming off for some reason or another. that's just irresponsible
There's a chance I told a cop that I was ready for him to strip I may have even taken some ones out of my purse and stuck them in his holster
I feel like I'm eight miles away and my brain is just now getting here. You got a lot of fucking catching up to do.
When you finally get laid, I shall make you a trophy out of dildos
he said we should drink responsibly and we all just kinda sat there laughing at him
I need to reevaluate. My boss gave me drug money. I overslept on my couch. And I had my student teacher go to McDonald's and get an egg mcmuffin for me.
the puppy had a little leather gag and was using a ball gag as a fetch toy
He makes furniture for a living and is basically a hot, younger Ron Swanson
Look don't ask questions just know that one thing led to another and I have a shot glass stuck in my ass. I need your help!!!
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