You don't need id to drink rum in an alley.
if only i could text you this smell
i'm sorry if your life is a sore subject
Fun fact: tonight on intervention was the guy who did my tattoo
$1 pitcher night should be outlawed.
I think I just made patron unclassy I bought limes at a gas station and for salt we are using gas station packets of salt
Just woke up with three stitches in my left boob. Nevertheless, I think I'm going to like this school.
you kept insisting that i was jake gyllenhaal and you were heath ledger.
you were saying "i am the vodka queen!" and then in a different voice replying to yourself "all hail the vodka queen! you are so beautiful!"
It was at that moment that I realized I was alone. Alone and drunk on an Epcot ride.
I hope it's the birth control, otherwise I'm dying
i keep seeing little orange spots im starting to freak out
you tried mixing adderall in your visine last night..
I jammed my finger giving him a hand job. Don't ask how, I'm still trying to figure that out.
Good, I don't think Coke dipped ring pops hold up in the mail anyway.
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
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