My bad bro. I had no idea that when i suggested our triva team name be my last abortion tickled, that she would bring up cancun. Stay strong i think she really liked you
we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
blowing a .13 at 10 AM isn't nearly as cool as I thought it would be.
Not only do I have sand in my ass, but a crab pinched me while we were fucking. Still totally worth it.
We were naked in his bed when he asked me "what should we do?"
In a world where you don't want your phone to pocket dial your parents at 2 in the morning while you're running around Florida shitfaced, Droid does.
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
Chalk up having sex in a car wash.
I couldn't function. I was to the point where I was using a bottle cap as a monocle.
i ended up playing naked naked monopoly and hangman with my dealer. i really love my life.
I asked if anyone's pants felt wet on the bottom, like a half hour after mine did. I had just peed my pants i had gotten so high no biggie
Just wanted to say a big ole FUCK YOU for coming out to mom the day before I have to drive with her for 6 hours. Ass hat.
HE TALKS ABOUT HIS DICK IN THIRD PERSON ABORT MISSION ABORT FUCKING MISSION
What, wait. You are not supposed to drink wine out of the bottle?
Hey I’m obsessed with Charlie Heaton from stranger things...not because he got caught at the border with coke...okay that’s a lot of it
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