I don't get calzones all look the same but taste so different
I basing my decision on whether or not to date someone on whether I could imagine having sex with them sober
I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
Two kids are drinking pounders in class. I think I'm hanging out with the wrong group of friends.
I can't believe I'm wasting this thong on a guy in a sweater vest.
she's not going to take you seriously with an empty 40 and a sombrero on your head.
The fact you even thought licking it would fix it boggles my mind
Well it worked
Not the point
and then the other night his penis tricked us both into sex
He came in looking for condoms, iced coffee, and a gas tank. I need to be where he's going.
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
all i know is there's a picture on my phone of him wearing my purple sweatpants and licking the bottom of my foot.
I'd cum everywhere if I could have chicken nuggets right now
Maybe because you rubbed my clit while we were making churros
Like, when both of your dads are drag queens you're bound to have some amazing Halloween makeup
I made him dinner in just his cowboy hat and my boots after we did it...you should see his face :)
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