you refused to come out of the bathroom until i asked you in spanish
Your one and only job is to make sure I am on that bus tomorrow morning with no cat makeup on my face
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
I wasn't concerned until I realized he was using the vase my birthday flowers came in as a " big glass" for his 151 and coke.
Wait does semen show up on blood tests?
I try not to have friends with attractive fathers, it only brings my morals down.
He walked up to anal ring toss like he was going to win you a teddy bear
Bobbing for jello shots in a bucket of long island. Fast track to alcohol poisoning.
Walked into a bathroom stall to pop an addy for my three back-to-back finals today. Felt like Clark Kent walking into a phonebooth.
I showed my cat the amount of coke I had. She looked concerned.
We've been staking out a taco bell for 2 hours trying to find last night's one night stand
Naked. Naked is my favorite color.
I keep track of what day of the week it is by my recent destinations on my nav system. \nRight now it's: booty call, bar, booty call, brunch, bar, church so that must mean we are getting close to Sunday when we start the rotation all over again.
I puked on her cat, I think I should at least buy her breakfast
she just kept pointing at the cows and calling them field penguins
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