a lady just got escorted out of the bar because she came in carrying a can of gasoline while smoking a cigarette....this place is the definition of class
Just saw the liqour store owner get into a mercedes, almost proud to be responsible for that
i'm at the st pattys day thing. the bar is packed. they just put on celine dion its all coming back to me now. i'm screaming the words.
it's 1 pm.
I come back into the room and you're grinding with the person in the mascot suit.
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
I got stood up on a date. They are singing "dancing with myself" on karaoke in my honor.
I hate him and his pretentious your-sleeping-in-the-wet-spot look.
You picked a jagger girl up claimed her then walked out the door with her that was the last we saw of you
The last thing I remember was doing a line in the shape of Texas
It was more like a tour de entire bottle of wine in 14 minutes
She's in the hospital because she tried to steal a toilet seat from an outhouse and fell off the bank. We're gonna hang the toilet seat by the pool.
It's a goat... but where the fuck did it come from?
I'm putting my hangover kit in my car for the trip to work tomorrow morning. Dedication
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
Just watched a middle age white woman scream WHY DON'T YOU GO FUCK YOURSELF, HELEN?! Helen seemed absolutely scandalized.
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