i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
I just puked in my fish tank. Helloooooo summer.
i feel like his penis is a security blanet. i cant fall asleep unless its in my hand
Omg. Some dude is jacking off in Kelly's bathroom.
you guys just sat there and simultaneously smoked bowls staring at each other... it was like a bowl off or something.
Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
I think I'm gonna cut my hair just so I stop waking up with semen in it
Hey I'm coming to get my gin do you want a good luck blowjob for your exam tmrw
My life has turned into sitting in the driveway listening to Total Eclipse of the Heart while staring at the Blue Moon. Hey, August. Let's be nice. I need help.
Explain to me again why I'm doing the walk of shame if we fucked at my house?
My freshman suitemate just walked into the kitchen to find my fuck buddy making chicken enchiladas without me anywhere to be found. Awkward or awesome?
i hooked up with all four beatles on halloween get on my level
Apparent my drunk ass was so dedicated to taking a piss, when I walked across the dance floor to get to the bathroom a 9/10 broad tried to dance with me and I just pushed her aside, like hard enough to send her a few feet from where she was standing, pointed at her and said "Not now chief, gotta rock a mean one."
She’s a Vegas 8, which makes her an Oklahoma 27
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