im watching my roommate bang this girl. she doesn't look like she's any good, because he has a bored look on his face...
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
there's a liquor store near my therapist
i might give it a shot.
I'll come out for a little. I can't be visibly hungover at work again or I get written up and fired. And yes, I am aware of how alcoholic that sounds.
I'll be honest. I knew what I was getting into. I'm not proud, but I'll be damned if I'm ashamed. 6 month draught is over. That's justice.
I had to break up with him he didn't understand my priorities. I'm sorry but Saturday nights are for pot and Doctor Who. I'm not going to change who I am.
The first couple times was just weird, but after last night, I'm beginning to think you have a real problem banging pregnant women who are carrying someone elses child.
Don't think anyone else in the building has a lunchbox full of yay
Hey there's a sandwich in there too!
It's not that he's ugly its just that being blind folded makes everything less awkward
You pissed off the back deck while listening to the national anthem from your phone screaming America Fuck Yea to my neighbors
Ohh man. That was a snatch-waxer with a score to settle.
I'm just checking to make sure you don't want to go to the farmers market... This is an assumption based on the fact that you were slapped with a sandwich last night and you remained unconscious.
Ive never seen a drunk man get suplexed before last week, now its the standard requirement every time we go out.
NO. NONE OF THAT. SHAME ON YOU.
There is this guy in here. He didn't even get ice cream he just filled up his cup with mini marshmellows, chocolate syrup, about a lb of grahm cracker crumbs and walked around to everyone in the shop saying "hey, hey look here, I just made fucking s'mores." He was SO proud of himself.
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