I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
i really wish facebook had an app for when you are looking at a chick's photo album, you could just skip to the ones where she and/or her friends are dressed like skanks
you were so drunk you slurred your pauses
chugging beers on the train. people are staring. I would be offended if it wasn't 8:30
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
there is no excuse for drinking mascato in your room alone while listening to one-hit wonders from the 90s
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
Cover your phone. Photos of streaking frat guys incoming.
I am at a new level of appreciation for drunk-you, who threw up into her own sweatshirt pocket last night in the car. Brava.
This is my punishment for trynna have a festive time with a stranger. I always forget you can't get weird with one night stands
Every FB picture she has looks like it's from the POV of the guy she's blowing
At least you didn't get an invite in the mail to your fuck buddy's baby shower like I just did. My life is a sitcom
I mean it's up to you where you want to sleep but I'm telling you you're going to hear us have sex no matter what room you're in.
Fair enough
I got copblocked.
What?
Cockblocked. By a cop. Copblocked.
Ladies night is a gift from god. If it weren't for that, I'd probably be selling my eggs for booze money.
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